Hello, Internet.

I'm still trying to survive finals and work. Here's some offensive content to keep you happy until I'm back full-time.

I'll still be keeping up with you guys. I appreciate all the support, my loyal followers.

Lifesaving Information

Ever wondered what to do in case you:

a) Are sucked backward through time to a simpler time in human history  

b) Happened to be the first human ever to have access to aliens


Well, I'm here to help you out.

It's Crunch Time

I'm going to be slow on posting for a few days here. I've got a final today, a presentation for a research project tomorrow, and just a lot of random work to do.

I'll be out in the world instead of on the internets. Watch out, ladies.

Advertisements of the Glorious Unregulated Past

In my travels across the internet, I have found treasure. That is all. I'll let the pictures do the talking.

These last two just showed how very much they hated babies.