Saturday, May 14, 2011

The Return

My first post back will be marked  by discussing an unusual medical condition that requires a copious amount of female masturbation to treat. This is the only suitable return story I could find.



The court ruled in her favor and now she can masturbate at work

BRAZIL, May 11, 2011.- A woman aged 36 was enabled by the justice to masturbate in her workplace because she has a strange disease.
This is the story of Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares, an employee of an accounting firm, a divorced mother of three who lives in the village Vila Velha, Espírito Santo.
The woman suffers from a rare condition known as “compulsion orgasmic”, caused by a chemical alteration in the brain region of the cortex, which leads her to masturbate several times a day to relieve the deep anguish that it causes.
Under this circumstance, Bezerra started legal proceedings with the company where she works that eventually won and that enables to masturbate for 15 minutes every two hours, besides using the computer to see erotic images that stimulate her desire.
The Brazilian newspaper North Regiao reported that the woman confessed, “There was a day I had to masturbate 47 times”, adding: “I began to suppose that this could not be normal, and decided to seek help.”
Currently, Bezerra follows a treatment that includes a potent cocktail of sedatives which gets her to “only” masturbate 18 times a day.
 http://m24digital.com/en/2011/05/11/the-court-ruled-in-her-favor-and-now-she-can-masturbate-at-work/

15 comments:

  1. if today you get penalties for all

    D:

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  2. I should try this during a lecture :D

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  3. I am laughing my ass off reading the original article!

    Simply amazing brain "error"

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  4. That's crazy!!! A woman that masturbates at work and 47 times a day >_<

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  5. Sucks to have that but she won the case so good for her

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  6. i want a girlfriend like this

    except more attractive

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  7. I want to know why on earth that husband got a devoice. Wouldn't that make the perfect wife?

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  8. You're the best! AROUND! This was an awesome post lol.

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  9. Damn this is crazy, never heard of anything like it! ;D

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  10. Brings a whole new dimension to the word nymphomania. lol

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  11. Great blog! Keep the good stuff comming.

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  12. lol dang 47 times a day..that's twice an hour...if you substract sleeping time...5 times an hour? holy

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  13. I bet when people shake her hand its really wet.

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