I'd like to show you some stuff that goes above and beyond that.
|This is what you will say when you look at the greatness I found.|
Enjoy the rest also.
|This is a calender uses timed the ink penetration in order to tell the date.|
|The only downside to this bed is how easy it is to murder you.|
|The only watch I can read without a long awkward silence as I figure out the time.|
|Used to lure your prey out so you can shove a needle in their neck and righteously kill them in a room covered in plastic sheeting.|