Make Your Life Complete

Most of the time, the stuff you buy is just a variation of a theme. Nothing unique, nothing especially different, and you get it because that's what everyone does. You buy a bed because you want to sleep. You buy a toaster because you want to toast shit. It's just  to get something done, to meet some need.

I'd like to show you some stuff that goes above and beyond that.

This is what you will say when you look at the greatness I found.

 For example look at this fucking bed/desk/stairs/closet. I don't even have words (except those above).

Enjoy the rest also.

This is a calender uses timed the ink penetration in order to tell the date.

The only downside to this bed is how easy it is to murder you.

 The only watch I can read without a long awkward silence as I figure out the time.

Used to lure your prey out so you can shove a needle in their neck and righteously kill them in a room covered in plastic sheeting.