Most of the time, the stuff you buy is just a variation of a theme. Nothing unique, nothing especially different, and you get it because that's what everyone does. You buy a bed because you want to sleep. You buy a toaster because you want to toast shit. It's just to get something done, to meet some need.
I'd like to show you some stuff that goes above and beyond that.
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This is what you will say when you look at the greatness I found. |
For example look at this fucking bed/desk/stairs/closet. I don't even have words (except those above).
Enjoy the rest also.
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This is a calender uses timed the ink penetration in order to tell the date. |
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The only downside to this bed is how easy it is to murder you. |
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The only watch I can read without a long awkward silence as I figure out the time. |
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Used to lure your prey out so you can shove a needle in their neck and righteously kill them in a room covered in plastic sheeting. |