Monday, March 21, 2011

Man Gets High On Fake Weed, Leads Cops On Chase To Save Girlfriend From Aliens

I couldn't possibly think of a better title for this one.

Enjoy:


Richard Donald Blanscet's Wednesday night antics should vault him to Internet stardom. Why? He got high on Mr. Nice Guy "synthetic marijuana" then hopped into his burgundy Jaguar to save his girlfriend from an alien invasion--after hearing Dr. Phil's voice in his head. Along the way he sparked a 120-mph police chase.


Richard Blanscet. Photo via Salisbury Post.Richard Blanscet. Photo via Salisbury Post.
It all went down in Rowan County, North Carolina last night. With cops, fire trucks, and EMS personnel already at his house after he reacted poorly to his fake weed, Blanscet heard Dr. Phil, speaking in a high-pitched voice, alert him that America was being invaded by aliens. Not one to shirk his duty, he immediately hopped into his burgundy Jaguar (no model mentioned in the report), nearly hitting an EMS vehicle, and streaked across the county at 100-120 mph, cops in tow, to save his girlfriend from the presumably grey-skinned hordes.

As a bonus, the chase led through the classic B-movie scenes: a cemetery, a church, and a field, before eventually ending in a crash at an intersection. Blanscet told police he didn't stop for the cars chasing him because when he saw the lights, he "realized the invasion was real and the cops were on it."

Moral of the story: don't listen to Dr. Phil.

http://www.thecarconnection.com/marty-blog/1056979_man-gets-high-on-fake-weed-leads-cops-on-chase-to-save-girlfriend-from-aliens
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26 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 21, 2011 at 7:28 AM

    This guy must have been smoking more than fake weed...

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  2. JaksonHuntMarch 21, 2011 at 7:53 AM

    Classic

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  3. jopjopjopMarch 21, 2011 at 9:03 AM

    thaha nice story

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  4. TrapperMarch 21, 2011 at 10:37 AM

    HAHA following your blog for more great stories like these :)

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  5. ErikaMarch 21, 2011 at 11:27 AM

    wtf this is some crazy news, bro.... =s

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  6. My name is Maman. I'm one who likes all kinds of music.March 21, 2011 at 11:40 AM

    so cool..

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  7. Fix PC Games AdminMarch 21, 2011 at 1:41 PM

    gets high on fake weed that title got me :D

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  8. KUSHtunesMarch 21, 2011 at 1:56 PM

    what a good example of stupidity.

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  9. PenDRaGoNMarch 21, 2011 at 2:14 PM

    great name for a blog and great post, I lold.
    +follow.

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  10. consuela bananahammocMarch 21, 2011 at 2:31 PM

    Nice one!
    Got yourself a new follower! :)

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  11. elexerdelexMarch 21, 2011 at 2:47 PM

    as a bonus, the chase led through the classic B-movie scenes: a cemetery, a church, and a field, before eventually ending in a crash at an intersection.


    I lol'd hard at this! Not all B movies have all these aspects in them....

    Okay just because I cannot think of one does not mean they do not exist!

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  12. ZippyMarch 21, 2011 at 3:19 PM

    All incidents can be linked back to "Dr." Phil within 6 degrees of association.

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  13. John A.S.March 21, 2011 at 3:40 PM

    Dr. Phil is a bastard lol
    following!

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  14. Meghan MoranMarch 21, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    Dr. Phil has that kinda power over some people.

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  15. KhorneMarch 21, 2011 at 4:10 PM

    That's.. wow, that story almost seems fake.

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  16. VoitMarch 21, 2011 at 4:28 PM

    They stopped him and now his girlfriend has been abducted! The guy was right. Check it here:
    www.dontfollowthislink.youidiot.gov.us

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  17. Biff TannerMarch 21, 2011 at 5:02 PM

    Lol that's awesome.

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  18. Mister SharafMarch 21, 2011 at 6:14 PM

    great story

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  19. GMarch 21, 2011 at 6:35 PM

    nice story lol

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  20. BassislvMarch 21, 2011 at 6:55 PM

    lol, what a story

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  21. MoobeatMarch 21, 2011 at 8:55 PM

    everyone else needs to get on this guys level

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  22. BrutMarch 21, 2011 at 9:46 PM

    What a ridiculous story.

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  23. Major MackMarch 21, 2011 at 11:19 PM

    what a HO!

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  24. skinned sheepMarch 22, 2011 at 12:27 AM

    too much for his mind to handle

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  25. UnknownMarch 22, 2011 at 8:49 AM

    lol
    great story

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  26. AnonfourtwentyMarch 22, 2011 at 11:51 PM

    Haha classic!

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